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SWIPE TO DODGE BUGS!
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CHOOSE YOUR REALITY AND CLICK START
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WHY THIS SITE?
Because static resumes are for mortals. Carlos lives in the code, dodges bugs for breakfast, and occasionally gets eaten by ghosts. But mostly, it's about the vibes.
PRO TIP
If you press Arrow Up twice, nothing happens. But it makes you feel like you're trying.
